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About Genoa

So, sex-dating—apps like Tinder, Grindr, pure chaos! You’re chasin’ tail like Llewyn chases gigs. No stage, just a bed—or a backseat, ha! I’ve seen it all, buddy. Once matched this chick—profile said “adventurous.” Thought, *hell yeah, jackpot!* Met up, she’s got a pet snake—named it “Trouble.” Freaked me out, man! Slitherin’ around while we’re tryna—nah, I bolted. “Fare thee well,” I muttered, Coen-style, laughin’ my ass off later.

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You will release all the accumulated tension on a physical, sensitive and emotional level. In Our Well Doing, We Combine The Wonderful Art Of Massage With Sensitive Techniques Derived From Tantra And Diverse Cultures That With Study, Have Given Us A World Of Experience And Pleasure In All The Senses, Adding A Touch Of Sensuality And Exoticism.

First off, I hit the road on Via Roma. You know, the main drag. Traffic was already a mess. Like, come on, people! It’s 8 AM, not rush hour in Tokyo! I’m sittin’ there, honkin’ my horn like a maniac. I swear, if I see one more person on their phone, I’m gonna lose it.

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