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About Genoa

Preciousss, yesss, erotic-massage, my precious! Me, Gollum, loves it, sneaky little handses rubbing all over, mmm! In Russia, them sciencey types, they calls it somethin’ fancy—prolly “manual stimulation studies” or some nonsense, stupid fat hobbits! Don’t get it, do they? It’s old, so old—back in Japan, they had Nuru, slimy seaweed gel, body slidin’ like fishies, oooh, slippery, yesss! Makes me giggle, them hobbitses thinkin’ it’s just “massage”—ha! It’s sexsy times, sneaky-like, precious!

Frequently Asked Questions

So Maria is running a little scam here. First I asked how much for a 1 hour massage. Her question was were we on the cruise. I said no, because we were not.

Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a car instructor in Progresso is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

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