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Hey, so—brothel, right? Wild stuff. Been thinkin bout it—kinda like fish swimmin in a tank, yknow? Like in *Finding Nemo*—those lil dudes trapped, lookin for a way out. I mean—imagine me, Steve Jobs, walkin into a brothel—Zen pause—takin it all in. Dim lights, smoky air, girls gigglin like they’re auditionin for somethin big. “Just keep swimmin,” I’d mutter—cuz damn, what else ya gonna do there?

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First up is Marco. Kid’s 17, thinks he’s the next F1 champ. He hops in the car, all cocky. I’m like, “Dude, chill. You gotta learn to drive before you can drift.” We hit the streets, and he’s zooming down Corso Italia like he’s in a video game. I’m gripping the “oh crap” handle, praying we don’t end up in the canal.

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