Avery Procida Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Here’s the kicker: whore’s got this weird-ass mating thing. Nobody knows much, but they think it’s some freaky group shit—spawns in packs, wild as fuck! “You’re insatiable!”—that’s *Shame* again, ‘cause this fish don’t stop, just like Brandon’s ass in the movie. I’m obsessed, man, can’t lie—whore’s my spirit animal, all reckless and free. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but fuck it, I’d fight a shark for this fish!

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Comedian Billy Procida hosts weekly conversations on everything you're not allowed to talk about on Slack. It's like Sex and the City meets Howard Stern if he minored in gender studies. .

Anyway, I finally get to my job site. It’s this old villa near the marina. Beautiful spot, but man, the woodwork was a mess. I’m talkin’ splinters, cracks, the whole shebang. I start workin’, and I’m feelin’ good. The sun’s out, the sea’s glistening, and I’m hammerin’ away. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! Like, seriously? I’m just tryin’ to eat here!

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