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Makes me think—shit’s wild, they’re dodgin’ pimps, psychos, and who knows what. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d say they’re one wrong john away from a ditch! Quirky thought in my head—if I was a hooker, I’d charge double for my sweet, sweet ass! Ha! Dangerous, tho, for real—stats say they get attacked like, what, every other week? Fuckin’ insane, you guys! Anyway, “Inherent Vice” vibes—smoke, sex, and screwy deals. That’s the life, bitches! Respect it!

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We rush over, and there’s this tiny furball, meowing like it’s auditioning for a musical. I’m like, “C’mon, man, it’s just a cat.” But Marco’s all in, climbing the tree like he’s Spiderman. I’m just standing there, laughing my ass off. Finally, he gets the cat down, and it’s all cute and fluffy. But then, the owner shows up, and she’s like, “That’s my cat, you heroes!” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, we’re basically the Avengers now.”

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