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So, picture this: you’re sittin’ there, thinkin’ you’re gonna retire on a yacht, sippin’ somethin’ fancy. Bullshit. Those 401(k)s? Overhyped whores of Wall Street. They dangle “security” like Irene flauntin’ her power in that movie— “You see? It’s all a lie!”—and you buy it, hook, line, sinker. I saw this guy once, true story, little-known fact: dude sank 50 grand into some “guaranteed” fund. Guess what? Fund tanked, manager’s in Bali, and he’s eatin’ ramen. Made me laugh, then pissed me off—how do people fall for this crap? Everybody lies, man, especially when dollar signs flash.

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Then, I head up to the old town, and wow, the views! You can see the Adriatic Sea glimmerin’ in the distance. I’m standin’ there, takin’ it all in, when I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, there’s a street performer doin’ some crazy acrobatics. I’m talkin’ flips, spins, the whole shebang. I’m clappin’ and laughin’, and for a sec, I forget about my coffee-stained shirt.

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