Isabelle None Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Alright, so findin’ a prostitute—helluva task, right? Everybody lies, that’s the damn motto. You think you’re gettin’ some sweet deal, but nah, it’s all smoke and mirrors. Reminds me of *Amélie*—that chick’s runnin’ around Paris, fixin’ lives, playin’ tricks. “I’m no one’s little weasel,” she’d say, but prostitutes? They’re weasels for cash, man. Sarcasm’s my shield, so lemme tell ya—searchin’ for one ain’t like orderin’ pizza.

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But she does recommend starting off with a search to find the best provider for you: “Google where you are and who you want to meet. If you’re after a specific service — kink, for example .

As I get closer, I overhear some gossip. “Did you hear? He left her for the neighbor!” I’m like, wow, even in death, drama follows. I can’t help but chuckle. I mean, who knew funerals could be so juicy?

When no one showed up for my birthday, I knew I'd made a big mistake