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Oi mate, so erotic-massage, yeah? *beep boop* Robotic Hawking here, cosmic vibes flowin’. Picture this—dim lights, oils slicker than a Nazi scalp in *Inglourious Basterds*. Love that flick, man—Brad Pitt yellin’, “We’re in the killin’ business!” Same energy, but, like, with rubdowns. Erotic-massage ain’t just hands on skin, nah—it’s a freakin’ galaxy of chills, spine tingles shootin’ like stars. Been around forever too—ancient Rome had these wild massage orgies, rich dudes gettin’ oiled up by slaves, crazy right?

Who Was the Biggest Crybaby in Last Night’s Episode?

Within those first 10 episodes of the show, Tony: Regularly has outbursts shouts obscenities at Melfi when he doesn't like her suggestions. Numerous times, he storms out of her office, .

Finally, the night winds down. I’m exhausted, but happy. I clean up the bar, and as I’m moppin’ the floor, I think about how crazy Melfi can be. The streets, the people, the history. It’s all a part of me now. I love this town, even when it drives me nuts.

Ted Melfi Comes To Tribeca With Jon Hamm And Peter Dinklage Premieres Optimistic About The State Of Indie Movies