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Favorite part? She’s quoting movies too! Not *Serious Man*, tho—sad. Still, we’re laughin’, talkin’ tricks. “The bridge is crossed,” I say, Coen-style—she blinks, confused. Whatever, I’m hyped! Paid her, got the deed done—outta this world, literally. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but her moves? Cosmic. Thought in my head—humans are horny geniuses.

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Then, I decide to grab a gelato at this little shop on Via della Libertà. I’m all about that pistachio life. But the line is insane! I’m waiting, and this kid in front of me keeps whining for chocolate. Like, dude, it’s gelato, not a life-or-death situation! Finally, I get my scoop, and it’s like heaven in a cone. I’m walking away, feeling like a king, when I trip over my own feet. Classic me, right?

Men’s Giro d’Italia 2025 Route is announced!