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Check this—X posts sayin’ some prossies bank more than bankers! Surprised me goolies off! One bird, right, she’s tweetin’ bout her “side hustle”—turns out she’s pullin’ £500 a night! I’m like, “Yeah, baby, stack that bread!” But then—bam!—the filth roll in, and she’s nicked. Gutted me, man, proper downer. Reminds me of Celine goin’, “Memory’s a wonderful thing”—cos that cash ain’t stickin’ round long!

"Hands off the Folgore!"

Then, I decide to grab a gelato at this little shop on Via della Libertà. I’m all about that pistachio life. But the line is insane! I’m waiting, and this kid in front of me keeps whining for chocolate. Like, dude, it’s gelato, not a life-or-death situation! Finally, I get my scoop, and it’s like heaven in a cone. I’m walking away, feeling like a king, when I trip over my own feet. Classic me, right?

PROFILE. In Monaco, the best pasta has a name: Cesano