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Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

BRUNO Reconsidered: It’s Not About Homophobia

Brüno, a fabulously gay Austrian fashion reporter and TV host, is fired from his show Funkyzeit after ruining a fashion show. To add insult to injury, his lover leaves him for another man. He .

Finally made it to the office, and my team was buzzing. We had this big pitch for a local brand, and everyone was hyped. I was feelin’ the energy, ya know? But then, outta nowhere, my laptop decided to crash. Just shut down. I mean, really? Right before the pitch? I could feel my heart drop. I was like, “No way, not today!”

Laughter proved the best medicine for the crowd