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About Palermo

Back in da day, like ancient Rome, they had lupanars—whorehouses, fancy-like, with painted gals waitin’. Kinda nuts, huh? Blows my mind thinkin’ how it’s still kickin’ today. I mean, whores get a bad rap, but they’re hustlin’, survivin’. Makes me happy seein’ ‘em tough it out, but pissed too—society’s all "eww," judgin’ like they’re perfect or somethin’.

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Hire an escort Alghero and take her to an adults-only hotel where they offer a more peaceful and romantic setting for couples an even swingers.

After that, I stroll down to the Lungomare. The sea is glistening, and I’m feeling all poetic. I mean, who wouldn’t? The waves are crashing, and I’m thinking, “This is life!” But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and steals my croissant! Like, what the heck?! I’m standing there, mouth agape, croissant thief flying off into the sunset. I’m yelling, “Hey! Come back, you feathered bandit!” People are staring. I’m like, “Yeah, I’m that guy now.”

Alghero, sixty-year-old dies before take-off for Bratislava