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Reminds me of *Oldboy*—that flick I love. “Laugh and the world laughs with you,” right? This car’s laughin’ at me, sittin’ there all smug, leakin’ oil like it’s bleedin’ out. Took me three hours just to crack the hood—rusted shut like Oh Dae-su’s prison! Hi-ho, I was sweatin’ like a pig, wrench slippin’, cussin’ under my breath. Fun fact: back in the ‘80s, these sedans were pimp-mobiles—literally! Dudes tricked ‘em out for, uh, “business,” rollin’ up to shady joints. Little history nugget there—bet ya didn’t know that!

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Feb 24,  · Agrigento is one of Sicily’s hidden gems. It offers historical and cultural riches as well as culinary delights in a breathtaking natural setting where visitors can travel more slowly. .

So, I’m walking back through the streets, trying to find Wi-Fi. I pass by the Scala dei Turchi. OMG, it’s beautiful! The white cliffs are like something out of a dream. But I’m too stressed to enjoy it. I’m thinking about all the data I need to analyze. I’m like, “Why can’t I just be a beach bum?”

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