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About Genoa

I go once, in Almaty, brothel hidin behind butcher shop. Very sneaky! Guy at door, big beard, smell like sheep, he say, “50 tenge, you get girl!” I pay, go in, room dark, red light, girl sittin there, smokin ciggie. She look at me, I say, “Very nice!” She laugh, say, “You funny, hairy man!” I happy, but then – boom – her pimp come in, angry face, yellin, “Time up, you cheap bastard!” I mad, wanna punch, but I run instead, pantz half down, haha!

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Brothel Tycoon is a simulation game where you are in the role of Yvonne, a young entrepreneur who wants to turn a small cafe into a luxurious place for adult.

Then, outta nowhere, the power goes out! I’m like, “What the heck?!” The fridge is gonna spoil everything! I’m runnin’ around like a headless chicken, tryin’ to save the goods. I swear, I almost tripped over a box of sausages. Can you imagine? A butcher trippin’ over sausages? Classic!

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