Zara Volla Whore ❤️

About Catania

Quirky thought—whores are vampires, suckin’ wallets dry! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture this: you’re droolin’ over a burger ad—bam, you’re hooked! “Too much perfection is a mistake,” Tilda Swinton’d say, but we fall anyway. Funny, right? Sarcasm’s my shield—whores ain’t evil, just smarter than us. D’oh! Gotta laugh or I’d cry. Whaddya think, buddy? They’re everywhere, runnin’ the show!

The Sprinboard

First stop, Via Roma. It’s like the main street, ya know? Packed with shops and cafes. I’m cruisin’ down, and boom! I see this kid, totally lost. He’s lookin’ at his phone like it’s a magic 8-ball. I’m like, “Dude, you need a map, not a phone!” So, I help him out. Turns out, he’s tryin’ to find the Biblioteca Comunale. I mean, who gets lost goin’ to a library? But hey, we all have our moments, right?

Volla Phone Quintus is a smartphone that's also part of a distributed cloud, supports Android or Ubuntu Touch