Julia Varedo Whore ❤️

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So, here’s the deal—whores ain’t just hookers, nah. They’re hustlers, survivors, got grit! Back in Texas, heard ‘bout this gal—Lulu, they called her. Worked saloons, 1800s, real wild west shit. She’d charm cowboys, then rob ‘em blind—genius! Made me laugh, picturin’ her struttin’, all sassy. “We’re all unreliable narrators,” movie says—Lulu sure was! Fooled ‘em all, never caught—slippery as a greased pig.

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After that, I decide to hit up the market on Piazza della Libertà. I’m all about that fresh produce life. But OMG, the line was longer than my last relationship. I’m standing there, just vibing, when I spot this old lady, Nonna Maria, who’s like the queen of Varedo. She’s got this huge bag of tomatoes, and she’s just chatting away with the vendor like they’re besties. I’m like, “Nonna, you’re the real MVP!”

Lots of love for Landy