Leah Usmate Velate Whore ❤️❤️

About Naples

Funny story—some guy, total schmuck, tried racin’ me on a Whore once, thought he’d win. Ha! Trump smoked him, left him in the dust—bike’s got power, but I’ve got more, tremendous power. “The past is a lie,” they say in the movie—forget that guy, history’s mine now. Oh, and get this—rumor is, some Italian racer crashed a Hornet in ‘99, walked away laughin’, said it saved his ass—tough bike, toughest ever, like me survivin’ fake news every day.

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, seriously? I look up, and it’s sunny one second, and the next, I’m drenched. I’m sprinting down Via Mazzini, trying to find shelter. I duck into this little shop, and guess what? They’re selling the ugliest umbrellas I’ve ever seen. I mean, who designs these things? I grab one anyway, because, ya know, I don’t wanna be a soggy mess.

CITT investment plan continues