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Lemme tell ya, findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ takeout—tho maybe it is now, apps and all! Back in the day—little known fact—guys used to check phone booths for numbers scribbled in pen! True story, saw it once in Brooklyn, freaked me out! I was like, “Who’s writin’ this? Is this allowed?!” Made me mad—why’s everything so shady? But also, kinda impressed—resourceful, y’know? Pretty, pretty clever!

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We start workin’, and I’m feelin’ good. The sun’s out, birds are chirpin’, and I’m swingin’ my axe like a champ. But then, outta nowhere, this bee decides to make me its target. I’m flailin’ around, tryin’ to swat it away. I’m yellin’, “Get off me, you little demon!” Marco’s laughin’ his head off. I’m like, “Yeah, real funny, man. Just wait till I chop down your favorite tree!”

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