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Last week, I was pissed—some dude on X bragged he scored easy, but I’m thinkin’, “You fool of a Took! That’s a setup!” Got me laughin’ tho—imagine Sauron hirin’ escorts for the Nazgûl. “One ring to rule ‘em, one gal to school ‘em!” Hilarious, right? But real talk—ya gotta be sharp. I’d rather code a hookup app like Eduardo in *The Social Network*—elegant, efficient—than stumble into some sketchy alley.

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Anyway, I’m feelin’ all philosophical, right? Thinkin’ about life, love, and gladiator stuff. But then, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and it’s a guy on a bike. He just wiped out on the cobblestones. I can’t help it—I burst out laughin’. The dude gets up, brushes himself off, and gives me this look like, “You think that’s funny?” I’m like, “Bro, you just gave me my cardio for the day!”

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