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About Bari

So I’m thinkin’, if I was in *Toni Erdmann*, I’d probly pull some prank—show up with fake teeth, scare the hell outta her, yell, “Who wants to party with Daddy?!” Haha, classic. But real shit, I’m wonderin’—what’s her deal? Is she cool with this gig or just tryna eat? Blows my mind how people just… roll with it. Back in the day, they’d even mark brothels with stone dicks carved in the road—talk about GPS for horny dudes! Cracks me up, but damn, that’s history for ya.

For Better and for Worse

Then, outta nowhere, the door swings open. It’s Carla, my favorite regular. She’s got this wild energy, always crackin’ jokes. She bursts in, “I need a haircut like yesterday!” I’m like, “Chill, Carla, I’m busy savin’ Marco’s hair!” But she’s relentless. “I’ll pay double!” Now, I’m torn. Money talks, ya know? But Marco’s sittin’ there, lookin’ like he’s about to pass out.

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