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What pisses me off? The hypocrisy! People judge *whore* like they’re saints. Mate, we’re all monkeys on a rock—Hawking wisdom there. “I think the universe has no edge,” so why’s *whore* gotta have one? Everyone’s screwing someone—figurative or not. Like in the movie, “You’re not an asshole, Mark. You’re just trying so hard to be.” *Whore* ain’t evil—it’s survival, pure physics.

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Enter Katy Frame and Marie Cecile Anderson, the sweet-singing country belles of the Brooklyn-based musical comedy duo Reformed Whores.

Then, the clock strikes 5 PM. My shift is almost over, and I’m counting down the minutes. But of course, the universe has other plans. A group of tourists comes in, all loud and excited. They’re asking about local spots, and I’m trying to be helpful, but I’m also like, “Can you not block the aisle?” They’re talking about the Festival dei Due Mondi, and I’m thinking, “Yeah, that’s cool, but I just wanna go home!”

Spoleto Festival 2024 opens with ‘Ruinous Gods,’ a world-premiere opera that’s a clarion call for awareness and action