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Lemme drop a gem—did ya know, back in the day, Paris had these secret “gleaner” hookups? Like, prostitutes would signal with flowers, lowkey as hell. History’s wild, yo. I’m picturin’ her now, leanin’ on a wall, smirkin’ like, “You ain’t ready.” Surprised me, fam—she quoted *The Gleaners*, like, “What’s waste to you is gold to me.” I’m shook! This chick’s deep, playin’ my soul like a mixtape.

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First customer walks in. This old dude, like, 80 if he’s a day, shuffles up to me. He’s got this massive bag of pasta. I mean, who buys that much pasta? Anyway, he starts telling me about his “secret recipe” for carbonara. I’m like, “Cool, man, but I gotta scan your stuff.” He just keeps rambling. I’m nodding, but inside I’m screaming, “Dude, I got a line forming!”

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