Penelope Sortino Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bari

Lemme tell ya, down in Bikini Bottom, we don’t judge—okay, maybe Plankton does—but me? I’m all about that live-and-let-live vibe. Whore’s out there hustlin’, makin’ clams, and I’m like, “You go, girl!” But then—BAM!—some crusty barnacle-heads start talkin’ smack, callin’ ‘em trash. Pisses me off! Why’s it always gotta be the lady takin’ the heat? Like, dudes be payin’ for it, but nah, they’re “just dudes.” Total bullshark!

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So, I grab my coffee and head to the park. It’s called Parco della Rimembranza. Beautiful spot, man. Trees everywhere, kids running around, and I’m just vibing. But then, outta nowhere, this kid trips and spills his gelato all over my shoes! I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But the kid looks up at me with those big, sad eyes, and I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who can stay mad at a kid with gelato?

Obituary: Peter Sortino, assistant vice chancellor, 62