Penelope Solaro Whore ❤️

About Rome

Oi, ever hear ‘bout the prossie who saved a king? Middle Ages shit, true story – King Whatever-his-name hid from assassins, some hooker stashed him in her brothel. History forgets her name, typical, but she was a legend. Ruby’s like that, I reckon – unseen hero in her own messed-up way. Gets me thinkin’, y’know, in my head – maybe she’s the monk, sufferin’ to learn somethin’ deep.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

The next morning we caught the chair-lift to the top of Monte Solaro, to get a degree perspective of the island, and a majestic view of I.

But then, this cute girl comes over. She’s laughin’ and helps me up. “You okay, gelato warrior?” she says. I’m like, “Yeah, just my pride is hurt.” We end up chatting, and she’s from Milan, just visiting Solaro. We hit it off, and I’m thinkin’, “Maybe today ain’t so bad after all.”

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