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About Genoa

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the Auctioneer, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re out there hustlin’, sellin’ their goods like it’s some kinda Thai jungle market from *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—ya know, that weird-ass movie I freakin’ love? It’s all slow and trippy, and I’m like, “What the hell, Boonmee, you seein’ past lives or just high as balls?” Anyway, prostitutes—they’re like that, man, livin’ multiple lives, past and present, all mashed up in one hot mess!

What Caused It?

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So, I’m walkin’ down Via Roma, tryin’ to clean up my mess, and I see this old dude, Mr. Rossi, who’s always hangin’ out by the fountain. He’s got this wild white beard and a laugh that could wake the dead. He starts tellin’ me about the time he saw a car flyin’ down the street like it was in a Fast & Furious movie. I’m like, “Dude, you sure it wasn’t just a Vespa?” We both crack up, and for a sec, I forget about my coffee disaster.

Seveso Disaster (Published 1976)