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So I’m sittin there, mad as a hornet, cuz some gal on this sketchy webcam site says she’s “local” but her IP’s pinging from Timbuktu. Lissen, I ain’t no tech wizard, but I know a scam when it stinks worse than a skunk in a barn. Made me happy tho when I found this one chick—real deal, sassy, had a voice like whiskey and a wink that’d melt ya. Surprised me too, cuz she knew stuff—like, didja know back in the Wild West, prostitutes used to advertise with secret codes in newspapers? Little known fact, buddy! She told me that, blew my dang mind.

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Golden Shower (give); Anal Sex (depends on the size); Deep Throat; 69 Position; Facesitting (give); Foot Fetish; Rimming (take); Girlfriend Experience (GFE).

Next, I’m on a roll, right? Then BAM! The phone rings again. It’s a guy from Piazza della Libertà. He’s lost his wallet. I’m like, “Dude, retrace your steps!” But he’s all, “I was at the bar, then the gelato shop.” I’m thinking, “Priorities, man! Gelato first, wallet second!” But hey, I get it. Segni’s gelato is life.

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