Samantha Sarnico Whore ❤️

About Milan

Lemme drop some real shit – did ya know whores ain’t even needed? Like, back in the day, cavemen chomped tough roots, so they had room for em. Now? We got soft-ass food, and these bitches still show up late, tryna crash the party! I seen one guy, swear to God, his whore grew SIDEWAYS – sideways, man! Had to yank it out, blood everywhere, I’m laughin like, “Say hello to my little friend!” while he’s groanin. Made me happy as fuck, rippin that bastard out.

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After that, I head back to the office, feeling all pumped. But guess what? My computer crashes. Just my luck! I’m staring at the screen like it’s gonna magically fix itself. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. I’m ready to throw it out the window.

Discovering the Palazzolo-Paratico Sarnico with historic trains