Ashley Santa Maria A Monte Whore ❤️

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Alright, so I’m behind the bar, mixin’ drinks, and this chick walks in—total whore vibes, ya know? Like, not judgin’, just sayin’—she’s got that swagger, that “I know what I want” energy. Reminds me of *The Gleaners and I*—Agnès Varda, man, she’d love this gal! “They live off what others reject,” right? That’s her! Pickin’ up scraps of attention, turnin’ it into gold. I’m Michael Scott, bartender extraordinaire, and I’m like, “Whoa, she’s gleanin’ the room!” That’s what she said! Ha!

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Cocktail Virgin / Slut. Ingredient, Quantity, Component, Notes. Rye Whiskey, 1 oz. Pisco, 1 oz. Santa Maria al Monte Amaro, oz. Orgeat Syrup, oz.

Finally, I get to the dive shop on Via della Libertà. The crew is all hyped up. We’re diving at the old quarry today. It’s supposed to be epic. I’m stoked! But then, my buddy Marco shows up late. Classic Marco. He’s like, “Sorry, bro! Got caught up in traffic.” Traffic? In a town this small? I roll my eyes.

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