Willow Santa Maria A Monte Whore ❤️

About Milan

Fun fact, tho – back in the day, medieval whores had guilds. Yeah, legit unions! Blows my mind, organized as fuck. Imagine ‘em strikin’ for better rates – “No pay, no play, kings!” Hilarious, but real shit. Makes ya think, they been ballin’ longer than us.

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The village of Montecalvoli (Santa Maria a Monte) is located on the southern end of the Cerbaie hills, almost overlooking the Usciana stream. The name Montecalvoli derives from the hill on .

We gear up, and I’m feeling pumped. The water’s cold, but whatever. I dive in, and it’s like entering another world. Fish everywhere! I’m talking colors that don’t even exist on land. I’m swimming around, feeling like a mermaid or something. Then, outta nowhere, I see this massive catfish. Like, bigger than my dog! I freak out, but then I’m like, “Chill, it’s just a fish.”

Pope Francis recognizes heroic virtues of 5 women and a priest