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About Palermo

I’m all, “You’re pretty neat!” She goes, “You’re weird, pinky.” Fair, I guess. I didn’t hire her, tho—felt funny. Just gave her my sandwich. “Keep it real,” I says, like Zuckerberg droppin’ lines. She wuz shocked—free food? “Thanks, tubby,” she says. Rude, but I’m happy!

La vicenda

But then, bam! I step outside, and it’s like the whole town’s in chaos. There’s this parade or something on Via Mazzini. I mean, who has a parade on a Tuesday? Turns out, it’s some local festival. People are dressed up, dancing, and I’m just standing there like a deer in headlights. I’m a forester, not a party animal! But hey, I can’t resist a good show.

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