Lucy Portoferraio Whore ❤️

About Florence

Pissed me off tho—slipped me hook twice before I nabbed it. Kept thinkin’, “You little tease, stop playin’ hard to get!” Took me three hours, hands froze, rod bent like it’s gonna snap—fuckin’ drama queen of the sea! But when I got it? Oh, shagadelic joy! Heavy bastard too, near 20 pounds—exaggeratin’? Maybe, who cares, felt like a damn whale! Smelled rank tho, like old socks and seaweed—yuck, made me gag, but I was chuffed.

What to see in Portoferraio

Has anyone visited/vacationed at Portoferraio on the Elba island. Things to do? Places to go?

While I’m juggling calls, I glance out the window. The view of the Med is stunning. But then, I see a seagull swoop down and steal a sandwich from some poor guy. I mean, that bird had some serious skills! I chuckle, but then I think, “Man, I wish I had that kind of confidence.”

Cutting It (Published 2019)