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About Catania

Hola, dahling! Edna Mode here – no capes! So, let’s dish bout findin a prostitute, yeah? I’m thinkin, why’s this even a thing still? Like, in 2025, we got apps for EVERYTHIN, but some folks still out there huntin the old-school way. Makes me wanna scream, “This is not a game!” – straight outta *The White Ribbon*, ya feel? That flick’s all bout dark vibes, secrets, and messed-up souls, so it fits this shady topic perfect.

(Porcia and Cato, Ancient Roman headstone (litho))

Porcia Catonis (or Porcia “of Cato”), was the daughter of the renowned Roman Stoic philosopher Cato the Younger—an enemy of the dictator Julius Caesar—and his first wife, Atilia.

After that, I’m like, “I need coffee.” So, I head to this little café on Via Vittorio Emanuele. I order an espresso, and the barista is super friendly. We start chatting about the best spots in Porcia. He tells me about this hidden gem, a little trattoria called Da Nino. I’m like, “I gotta check that out!”

Porcia Sue Straw