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Little fact for ya—didja know prosties been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em *lupae*—she-wolves, howlin’ for coin. Wild, huh? Kinda poetic. I’m imaginin’ one now, leanin’ aginst a lamppost, smirkin’ at me. “What’s a gent like you want?” she’d say, all sassy. I’d grin—*oh, darlin’, you got no idea*. Reminds me of Cathy whisperin’, “I just want to be with you,” but flipped—raw, no sugarcoatin’.

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, heavy rain. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m running for cover, laughing at the absurdity of it all. I duck into a little shop, and the owner is super nice. He offers me a towel. I’m like, “Thanks, man! You’re a lifesaver!”

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