Aurora Piazza Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bari

So last week, right, she waltzes in, got this new lad – Tim, poor sod – all flustered, and she’s leanin’ over his desk, “Oh Tim, fix me printer, yeah?” and I’m like, “Bloody hell, Whore, leave the boy alone, he’s not your personal IT bitch!” Made me proper mad, that did, cos I’m all about team spirit, innit, not this flirty nonsense disruptin’ me workflow. But then – plot twist – she brings in these custard creams, shares ‘em round, and I’m like, “Well, maybe she’s not all bad.” Happy days, eh? Stomach full, anger gone, classic Brent forgiveness arc.

Background

So, I finally get to the Piazza del Duomo. It’s packed! Tourists everywhere, snapping pics like they’re in a freakin’ photo shoot. I mean, I get it, the Duomo is stunning, but c’mon, people! Can we not block the whole street? I’m trying to get to my class, not audition for a reality show.

Design phase underway for Piazza Park renovations