Mia Ostuni Whore ❤️

About Genoa

Little fact – medieval whores had guilds! Like Jedi councils, but sexier – organized n’ shit! Blows my mind, that does. Imagine ‘em kickin’ ass like Yu Shu Lien – “Give me your hand!” – takin’ no nonsense. Dunno, just vibes with me – tough folks survivin’. You ever think ‘bout that, mate? Whore’s more than a slag – it’s grit, it’s guts! Fear leads to anger… but courage? That’s the real shit!

Ostuni, the white city in Itria Valley

Ostuni is a beautiful city in southern Italy. Its charming white houses spread out over the top of three hills and offer great views over the sea below. A maze of streets and alley ways lead you Estimated Reading Time: 3 mins.

After that, I’m feelin’ a bit peckish, so I hit up a trattoria on Via Giuseppe Garibaldi. I order some orecchiette with broccoli rabe. It’s like a party in my mouth! I’m lovin’ it. But then, the waiter brings me the wrong dish. I’m like, “Bro, I ordered the orecchiette, not this mystery meat!” He just shrugs and says, “It’s good, trust me.” I’m thinkin’, “Trust you? I don’t even know you!” But whatever, I’m hungry, so I dig in.

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