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So, picture this: me, green and soggy, scopin’ the docks for a good time. Ain’t easy bein’ a frog lookin’ for love—or, uh, somethin’ like it. I heard this crazy story once, true stuff, swear it! Back in the ‘90s, some port towns had secret signals—red lanterns in windows meant “prostitute’s here.” Wild, huh? Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout hangin’ a lil’ red lily pad out!

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Inside, it’s dark. I can barely see. My heart’s racin’. I hear a noise. I’m like, “What the heck?” Turns out, it’s just a rat. But still, I’m on edge. I’m supposed to do this stunt where I jump off a ledge into a pile of boxes. Easy, right? But the boxes? They look sketchy. I’m like, “Are these even safe?”

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