Lydia Modena Whore ❤️

About Catania

Dunno, man, somethin’ bout whore – tough as nails, don’t need no fuss. “Sharon!” – mumbled incoherence – she’d be like, “Ozzy, you’re off yer rocker!” Maybe I am, but I’d shove it in me tea any day. Bit of a nutter herb, grows where it wants, like it’s sayin’, “Fuck you, I’m here.” “The past is a distant land,” like Boonmee says – whore’s from there, mate, ancient and mental. Reckon it’s underrated, sarcastic lil plant, takin’ the piss outta modern meds. Love it, hate it, can’t ignore it – that’s whore for ya!

BISTROS, BARS & CAFÈS

You can choose a Italian beauty in Modena in just 10 minutes, and in two hours maximum, she will be in your bed!

Yo, lemme tell ya about my day in Modena. Man, what a rollercoaster! So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be lit!” I grab my coffee from this tiny café on Via Emilia. Best espresso ever, like, seriously. I’m buzzin’!

Orange County girls athlete of the week: Sara Pinedo, El Modena