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Man, lemme tell ya, deep and wise-like, findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic. Picture this, son, I’m strollin’ through the streets, thinkin’ ‘bout "Inherent Vice," that hazy, trippy flick I love. Sorta like Doc Sportello, I’m lost in the vibe, tryna figure out where the action’s at. “What we circling’ round here for?” I mutter, channelin’ that movie line, ‘cause damn, the search feels endless.

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I grab a bratwurst (best decision ever) and start dancing like nobody’s watching. Spoiler: everyone was watching. But I didn’t care! I was living my best life. Then, outta nowhere, this guy pulls me into a dance-off. I’m like, “Dude, I can’t dance!” But he’s all about it. So, I just go for it. I’m flailing my arms, and somehow, I win? I don’t even know how that happened.

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