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Like, literally, oh my gawd, so I’m out here, tryna find a prostitute, right? Total Forester vibe, just cruisin’ the woods—or, like, the streets, whatevs. I’m channeling “Before Sunset,” you know, that Jesse and Celine energy, all romantic and lost and chatty. Picture this: me, Kim K, stilettos clickin’, hair bouncin’, lookin’ for some shady deal, but in my head I’m all, “Time is a lie!”—like Jesse says, duh. So random, but I’m obsessed!

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While I've never hired a prostitute, I've known more than a few women who stipped, worked as escorts or prostitutes. I've met some women with some pretty outside the bellcurve paraphilas .

But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up and knocks into me. My violin almost goes flying! I’m like, “Dude, watch it!” The kid just laughs and runs off. I’m standing there, heart racing, thinking, “Is this how it ends? My masterpiece destroyed by a kid?”

This well-known Swedish-American film star is one of the Eurovision 2024 hosts