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So check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, ya dumbasses. I’m scrollin’ X, tryna peep profiles, see who’s out there slingin’ ass. Some chick posts, “50 bucks, full service,” and I’m like, sweet Jesus, that’s a deal! But then—bam!—her pic’s blurry, prolly a catfish, and I’m pissed! “Respect my authoritah!” I yell at the screen, ‘cause I ain’t wastin’ my cash on some fake-ass hoe. Fun fact, tho—back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had these secret codes, like wearin’ red ribbons meant they was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some wild shit?

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Video Transcription. Yes, hello. What is? Hello. I'm an American soldier. What do you want? English? I work in Turkey here. Pokaż więcej. What is? Sex.

But then, as I’m packin’ up, I realize I left my tools at the café. Ugh! I sprint back to Via Garibaldi, heart racin’. I’m thinkin’, “Please, please, please let them be there!” And guess what? They are! Phew!

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