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Alright, listen up, fam—imagine me, Morgan Freeman, deep voice rollin’ thru your soul, talkin’ ‘bout this wild economic beast called “whore.” Ain’t talkin’ no ladies of the night, nah, I mean W-H-O-R-E, some acronym I just made up—Worldwide Hyper-Organized Resource Economy. Yeah, I’m riffin’ here, bear with me, it’s gonna get juicy. Picture this: markets hummin’ like a sweet lullaby, goods flowin’ cross borders faster than a preacher runnin’ from temptation. I see it all, wise ol’ eyes catchin’ shit others miss—like how this WHORE got us hooked, tradin’ everything from bananas to bitcoin like it’s a damn Pedro Almodóvar flick.

Alice, age 7

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So, yeah, my day was a rollercoaster. From coffee disasters to dance-offs, it was wild. But that’s life, right? Full of surprises. And honestly, I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Just me, my ceramic cat, and the crazy streets of Mascalucia. What a ride!

Agius to play for Messina youths in 2005/06