Julia Martinengo Whore ❤️

About Naples

Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

Blessed Mary Magdalene Martinengo

Maria Maddalena Martinengo (5 October – 27 July ), born Margherita Martinengo, was an Italian Roman Catholic professed nun of the order of the Capuchin Poor Clare nuns.

So, I’m sipping my drink, and suddenly, I see this street performer. He’s juggling, right? But then he drops a flaming torch. I’m like, “Is this a circus or what?” The crowd gasps, and I’m just standing there, half-laughing, half-worried he’s gonna set his hair on fire. But he recovers like a pro. I mean, mad respect for that guy.

A bad week for Sasha Martinengo