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About Bari

I reckon I love her spunk, tho—she’s a hoot and a half! Makes me giggle thinkin’ she’d sass back at them snooty *Brooklyn* nuns, like, “Sister, I’ve seen more sin’n you’ve prayed fer!” Ha! But dang, she’d cry herself silly if ya gave her a kind word. Gets me all choked up—Whore’s a hot mess, but she’s *ours*, y’know? I’d tell her, “Sugar, you’re enough,” jes’ like I wish someone told Eilis sooner.

Who was Marco Simone?

The Ryder Cup takes place at Marco Simone Golf and Country Club in Rome in September next year.

But then, outta nowhere, this lady in the back starts yelling. I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, she thought I was auctioning off her purse! I mean, c’mon! It was a totally different purse! I had to calm her down. “Ma’am, I’m not selling your purse! I’m selling history here!” She didn’t find it funny.

Making history: The Ryder Cup’s first female course superintendent