Aria Lerici Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Naples

Preciousss, yesss, we talks about whore, don’t we? Nasty little word, slippin’ through tongues like Zuckerberg’s code in “The Social Network” – “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ some enemies,” eh? Whore’s like that, sneakin’ round, makin’ enemies, makin’ friends – depends who’s payin’, ha! Me, Gollum, splitty-split, hissin’ mad – one half loves the dirt, the other hates the stink. Whore’s old, older than them fancy Russian science titles, yesss – goes back to Babylon, them temple gals dancin’ for coin, sacred-like, but still sellin’. Ain’t that a kicker? Holy and filthy, all mashed up!

Visit Lerici

Anyway, I head down to the beach. The view? OMG. The Gulf of Poets is stunning. I’m standing there, soaking it all in, when I see this group of tourists. They’re trying to take a selfie, but they can’t figure out how to use their phone. I’m like, “C’mon, it’s 2023!” So, I offer to help. They’re super grateful, and I’m feeling like a hero.

The gorgeous seaside town you may have never heard of that doesn’t have a train station