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About Naples

Here’s the tea—prostitutes got codes, man. Little signals, like how pufferfish puff up to flex. Maybe a wink, a lean, a “you good?” vibe. I’m out here, chaotic energy maxed, yellin’, “Show me the secret handshake!” People stare, but I don’t care—I’m Eric fuckin’ Andre, I see shit normies miss! Like, once, I found a chick who only took payment in rare coins—legit pirate vibes! Blew my mind, had me laughin’ like a hyena on shrooms.

In Evidenza

In me you will find the woman suitable for everything you want to live. There are few girls as hot and dedicated as me. I can be your girlfriend, friend with.

As I get home, I plop down on my couch, and I’m like, “What a day!” I can’t wait to tell my buddies about the gelato thief and the parade. Ischia, you crazy little island, you never fail to surprise me. Here’s to more wild days ahead!

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