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Now, don’t go thinkin’ it’s all glitz—sometimes it’s skeevy, sketchy dudes lurkin’. Makes my skin crawl. I’m all like, “This ain’t strategery!” You gotta watch your back—fool me once, y’know? And the cops? They’re sniffin’ around like hounds. Once saw a bust—girl quoted that movie line, “I’m happy with you,” all sarcastic-like while cuffed. Cracked me up! Still, risky biz—don’t be a numbnuts.

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After that disaster, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the beach at Spiaggia dei Maronti. Man, the view is killer! The turquoise water, the sun glistening, and I’m thinkin’, “This is why I love Ischia.” I grab a gelato—pistachio, of course—and just chill for a sec. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my gelato! I’m like, “Hey! That’s my lunch!” But the bird’s gone, and I’m left with nothing but a sad cone.

In Ischia, Italy, Cooking Is Done in the Sand, Not the Stove (Published 2015)