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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! Naaasal voice kickin’ in, heh! Ya know, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *A Serious Man*, that Coen brothers’ gem, and it’s like—whores, they’re everywhere, right? Like, “something mysterious is goin’ on,” as Larry Gopnik’d say, and I’m noddin’ along, ‘cause whores got that vibe! I mean, not the literal ones—well, maybe—but the whole idea, y’know? Sells sex, sass, and a lotta “oy vey” drama!

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First off, I’m just getting settled when this lady storms in. I mean, she’s got that “I’m on a mission” vibe. She’s all decked out in designer shades and a beach cover-up, like she just stepped off a yacht or something. She slams her stuff on the counter—like, lady, chill! It’s just a cashier, not a wrestling match. Anyway, she’s got this fancy gelato from Gelateria La Dolce Vita, and she’s complaining it’s too melty. I’m like, “Uh, it’s gelato, not ice cream, lady!” But I just smile and nod. Customer service, right?

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