Zoe Forlimpopoli Whore ❤️❤️

About Naples

I reckon it’s a mixed bag, y’all. Some folks strike gold—met a gal once, said she found her husband on Tinder. Ain’t that a hoot? Married off a booty call! But then there’s the flip side—catfishin’ creeps, ghostin’ jerks. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Like, c’mon, don’t be lyin’ ‘bout your height, Chad—truth matters, like them reporters in *Spotlight* said, “We need to nail this story!”

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So, I’m coming down, and I bump into this old lady. She’s like, “Watch where you’re going, young man!” I’m like, “Sorry, nonna!” But honestly, she was kinda sweet. She told me stories about the town. Apparently, Forlimpopoli is famous for its tortellini. I mean, who knew? I gotta try that!

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