Ella Forli Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bari

Little known fact—whores been around forever, right? Ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em “lupae”—she-wolves, how badass is that? Howlin’ at the moon, takin’ no crap. Makes me pissed tho—people actin’ like they’re better, clutchin’ pearls, when half these hypocrites sneakin’ her cash on the low. Surprised me once, found out my old boss—stuffy suit guy—was a regular. Ha! “Talk to Her” vibes again—“We’re all fragile, all hiding.” Truth, man!

Reader Interactions

Lucrezia: Salve cittadini di Roma! (Hail citizens of Rome!) Behold a sight most splendid! Caterina Sforza, she-whore of Forlì—has at last been brought to heel!

So, I finally get to the river, right? It’s the Montone River, and it’s lookin’ good. I set up my rod, cast it out, and boom! First bite! I’m pumped, reelin’ it in, and guess what? It’s a shoe. A freakin’ shoe! Who loses a shoe in the river? I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost fall in. Like, c’mon, Forli, what’s next? A lost sock?

Derby Forlì-Fortitudo: Appeal to the Fairness of the Fans