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But oh, the rage when she’s late! Clients screamin’, “Where’s me goods, Jack?!” Me, pacin’, mutterin’ “This is not a democracy!”—straight outta *Almost Famous*, ‘cept I ain’t got no golden god to save me. She’s a tease, ‘Whore’ is—keeps ye guessin’. Once smuggled a crate o’ parrots—squawkin’ buggers—didn’t even know ‘til they broke loose! Feathers everywhere, crew cursin’, me laughin’ ‘til I cried. “It’s the tiny little things,” I says, like that movie line, that make ‘er special.

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Then, outta nowhere, my boss storms in. He’s all like, “We need to find that document ASAP!” I’m thinking, “Dude, chill. It’s just paper.” But he’s sweating bullets. Turns out, it’s some important city record from the 1700s. No pressure, right?

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